Temperature at departure = 75° F (24° C)
On one hand, this is just wrong. On the other hand, if I had the money to burn...
Behold, Glamping! (glamorous camping)
$595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.
"The perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast."
I wonder if they have someone to walk around and round up all the chiggers... Hmmm, that would be SO worth it.