Looks like it is a bit of a slow news day. I'll add a couple items to spice things up.
Local Cyclists Ignore Signs, Face Decision.
This group of bikers must have failed to notice the huge signs blocking the road two times within a half mile stating that the road was closed ahead. This attempt to stare at the torn up bridge long enough that it fixed itself failed and they instead chose to wade through the creek rather than back track.
Area Man Pauses to Watch Paint Dry.
Yeah, I've been spending way too much time painting lately...
Note to the local TV stations, feel free to use my two stories if yours have gotten a bit stale.
1 comment:
It's a good thing you have rampaging chimps to liven things up every once in a while.
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